A doctor had the reputation of helping couples
increase the joy in their sex life, but always
promised not to take a case if he felt he could
not help them.
The Browns came to see the doctor, and he gave
them thorough physical exams, psychological
exams, and various tests and then concluded,
"Yes, I am happy to say that I believe I can help
"On your way home from my office stop at the
grocery store and buy some grapes and some
doughnuts. Go home, take off your clothes, and
you, sir, roll the grapes across the floor until
you make a bulls eye in your wife's love canal.
Then on hands and knees you must crawl to her
like a leopard and retrieve the grape using only
"Then next, ma'am, you must take the doughnuts
and from across the room, toss them at your
husband until you make a ringer around his love
pole. Then like a lioness, you must crawl to him
and consume the doughnut." The couple went home
and their sex life became more and more
They told their friends, Mr. & Mrs. Green that
they should see the good doctor. The doctor
greeted the Greens and said he would not take the
case unless he felt that he could help them; so
he conducted the physical exams and the same
battery of tests.
Then he told the Greens the bad news. "I cannot
help you, so I will not take your money. I
believe your sex life is as good as it will ever
be. I cannot help.
"The Greens pleaded with him, and said, "You
helped our friends the Browns, now please, please
..."Well, all right", the doctor said. "On your
way home from the office, stop at the grocery
store and buy some apples and a box of cheerios...